Don’t you just hate it when someone finishes every sentence with ‘lol’ or ‘haha’? Me too. I don’t want to mention anyone in particular but screw it – Adam Thomas, I’m pointing my erect throbbing-with-rage finger at you. Cut it out, or the Rake will sneak into your room...
You’re not going to believe me when I say I haven’t found anything to moan about this week, so that’s a wrap – see you next week! Oh, you’re still here. Well you were right not to believe me because I was lying through my teeth. I can always...- Peter Gorbert. What a prick. He’s been pestering me for a shout-out since week one, so I’ve eventually taken the bait and given him what he’s asked for… Or have I? I must confess that Peter was one of my inspirations for starting Lee the Lamentor. He always found...
- My week started badly. I was heavily criticised by Dave Wyatt and Holly Beckwick for not moaning enough. Are you kidding me? I’m breaking everyone in gently so I don’t alienate my audience too soon. I have a heart you know – It’s decaying and smells like rotting bird...
- So far my weekly dose of bad news has one reader, and that’s the infamous Kyle Barratt. Hopefully you’ll become a long-time reader and if you send me any feedback I will do my best to ignore it. Hear me moan, This week Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate was leaked (probably...
